(loud shriek..."Help me, somebody! Come get this thing outta here!")
You know, I'm really not a big sissy. It doesn't bother me so much that there's a large, creepy, highly volatile insect staring me down in my own bathtub. The problem I have here is with the nauseating crunch that you hear and feel when you stomp a critter like this.
Washing it down the drain is out of the question, you see, because I would never wash my face again for fear that the thing would crawl back up the drain and be with me in the shower!
So of course, the most logical thing for me to do is to call on...
Captain Catch-All and Superboy!! (insert echo effect)
Easy does it, Superheroes...he's a jumpy little thing!
Saved the day, once again! Thanks guys. You're the best!