Brown Eyes: (indignantly) "The Bible says we should treat others the way we want to be treated. You should do what the Bible says!"
A lesson we can all take to heart, eh? Who knows what Lil'bit was doing. Obviously, ol' Brown Eyes, being the scholarly sort of fellow that he is...he had him on this one.
Later in the night, the riveting saga continues:
DH was digging around in the frig like a crazed, hormonal woman looking for chocolate (can I get a witness... anybody?) He wanted something sweet. He had been on his confectionery safari for some time, and I heard him implore the Heavens: "Lord, help me find something..."
Do you know that man almost immediately found a hunk of chocolate chip cookie dough that I had forgotten about?
He must be living right is all I can say...chocolate chip cookie dough on demand. Sheesh.